1. 1 day ago

    I’m the luckiest. In the whole universe. @masonsmells Vegan carrot cake for the win.

    I’m the luckiest. In the whole universe. @masonsmells Vegan carrot cake for the win.

  2. 4 days ago

    Uhhhh…

    Uhhhh…

  3. 5 days ago

    The boys at work always spring into action when they realize that my rage is purely menstrual.

    The boys at work always spring into action when they realize that my rage is purely menstrual.

  4. 1 week ago

    Sparkly foods are the best kind of foods. Thanks! @masonsmells

    Sparkly foods are the best kind of foods. Thanks! @masonsmells

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    1 week ago

    Too much hair. (This is all from my arm pits)

    Too much hair. (This is all from my arm pits)

  6. 1 week ago

    #nationalsibligday Glad to share genetics with this goon.

    #nationalsibligday Glad to share genetics with this goon.

    nationalsibligday

  7. 1 week ago

    Chasing morning sun.

    Chasing morning sun.

  8. 2 weeks ago

  9. 2 weeks ago

    Perfect day to lay outside on your break.

    Perfect day to lay outside on your break.

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    2 weeks ago

    a haiku for disney

    ethiopienne:

    simba doesn’t count

    tiana was mostly frog

    y’all racist as hell

    (Source: ethiopienne, via midwest-monster)

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    2 weeks ago

    Anonymous asked

    At what age did you lose your virginity?

    rubyreed:

    I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

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    2 weeks ago

    Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

    (Source: yay--stefon, via ragvinerust)

  13. 3 weeks ago

    The eye roll before he starts singing gets me every time. Please fill this post with #forgettingsarahmarshall quotes.

    forgettingsarahmarshall

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    3 weeks ago

    (Source: thatssomorgan, via ahfuckitsej)

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    4 weeks ago

    well, implications get responses and it takes two to tango

    Jes.

    (Source: starbuckara)